These Titties Are Taken By A Super Sexy Derby Driver | Tees & Hoodies | RIIMB

Subtle Was Never Part of Your Derby Weekend.

You know which battered car you're cheering for, which driver you're going home with, and exactly how much trouble this shirt is going to start. Between the pre-event banter and the post-derby stories, you've got a sense of humor that fits right in.

These Titties Are Taken By A Super Sexy Derby Driver says the quiet part very loudly. White skeleton hands sit above the cheeky slogan, with red DERBY DRIVER lettering giving the design its punch. Designed by RIIMB for the woman whose relationship comes with garage nights, muddy weekends, and absolutely no shortage of opinions. Your derby connection doesn't disappear when the engines stop.

Six Ways to Wear the Joke

Choose your garment first, then select its available color and size. Prices vary by size; not every color is offered in every style.

• District Women's V-Neck — $24.99–$28.99: S–4XL; Charcoal or Jet Black. A 4.3 oz., 30-singles tee listed as 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Gildan Women's Shirt — $24.99–$27.99: S–3XL; Black, Charcoal, or Purple. A 5.3 oz. tee listed as pre-shrunk 100% cotton, with a seamless half-inch collar, side seams, cap sleeves, double-needle hems, taped neck and shoulders, and a tearaway label.
• Bella Flowy Racerback Tank — $27.00–$31.00: S–2XL; Black or Soft Pink. Soft poly-viscose fabric with a relaxed, draped shape, round neck, side seams, merrowed bottom hem, and gathering at the racerback seam.
• Port & Co Hoodie — $38.00–$48.00: S–5XL; Black, Charcoal, or Light Pink. A 9 oz. 50/50 cotton-blend fleece with air-jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish and spandex detailing at the arm seams, waistband, and collar.
• Bella Women's Crop Fleece Hoodie — $54.00–$58.00: S–2XL; Black or Dark Grey Heather. A 7 oz., 32-singles fleece made from 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. Finished with a matching drawcord, raw hem, dropped shoulders, and a tearaway label.
• Bella Ladies Flowy Crop T-Shirt — $28.00–$32.00: S–2XL; Black or Heather Navy. A 3.7 oz., 32-singles blend of 65% polyester and 35% viscose, with a flowy fit, side seams, tailored sleeves, and a modest crop.

Fabric specifications above reflect the listed garment information; color-specific fiber variations are not detailed. These are different garment cuts, so choose the silhouette you want rather than assuming they all fit alike. This is a fixed slogan design, not a personalized name or number listing.

🔥 Premium Features

• Unapologetic derby humor: A bold slogan for the partner who enjoys the banter as much as the action.
• Skeleton-hand graphic: White artwork and red derby lettering make the joke unmistakable.
• Light layers to fleece: Pick a V-neck, classic tee, racerback, cropped tee, full-length hoodie, or cropped hoodie to suit your outfit.
• Garment-specific details: From draped tank fabric to fleece and raw-hem crops, each option has its own feel and finish.

🎁 The Perfect Demolition Derby Gift

For the girlfriend or wife who helps find the missing tools, knows the next event date, and gives as much grief as she gets, this is a gift with an inside-joke feel. Choose it for a birthday, anniversary, or just because your favorite derby partner will laugh the second she reads it. Adult humor means this one's best given to someone whose taste you know.

📦 Production & Shipping

Production and delivery estimates are not specified for this listing.
Check current timing before ordering for a particular derby or gift date.

❤️ Why It Hits Different

Most relationship shirts could belong to anybody. This one belongs to a couple whose plans involve a derby car, a crowd that knows them, and the kind of teasing that needs no explanation. It's not about being somebody's quiet supporter. It's about being completely yourself, with your driver firmly in the punchline.

Pick your style, choose your size, and let your derby partner hear about it.